iwillmakeyourofl:

“In three years of teaching, this is, by far, my favorite student error.”

iwillmakeyourofl:

“In three years of teaching, this is, by far, my favorite student error.”

(via ellosteph)

I’m in love with people that are in love with the world. — Bill Mackin (via kevinidentity)

(via you-are-the-wind)

(via imgfave)

  • me: wow i like this person a lot
  • me: i should talk to this person
  • me: wow look!!!! a perfect chance to talk to this person i should totally take it
  • me: types out message
  • me: gets nervous
  • me: exits page
  • me: floats away from computer
  • me: drifts out window
  • me: is lifted up into space
  • me: orbits around earth
  • me: is incinerated by the sun

I want to be a jury consultant… and then teach philosophy. yupp.

I scare myself sometimes.

bshulman:

I’m able to appear charming way too easily. I can talk my way out of things I shouldn’t have done and into things I didn’t earn.

It has its perks, but at the same time… I feel like I’m just contributing to the lack of sincerity in society.

I feel like this is partly due to debate. I mean, I spent the past 3 years spouting ideas that weren’t necessarily my own and trying to win ballots. Go figure.

(via brosero)

stumbling-into-walls:

i’m not paranoid or anything…

stumbling-into-walls:

i’m not paranoid or anything…

  • police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!!!
  • me: not with that attitude
^him. now. unf.

^him. now. unf.